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ON Dying:
Lets see, peopel used to live forever and ever...
until their brains exploded from so much knowledge and wisdom and so the next person who was about to explode discovered a way to die and then everyone followed.

On Smiling:
People always frowned until their mouths and skin started to sag , and on the oldest people their cheeks would hang all the way to the ground so in order to stop this silly thing, they would pin up their cheeks in a smile sort of thing with creepy barbaric peircings until their muscles were strong enough to do it themselves.

On Humans as we know them:
the most distinct humant trait is the ability to harvest food and farm. thats what ultimately put humans above all other animals.
Basically there were people on earth, right, and they hunted and gathered, and then for some reason, they decided to settle down and "own land" and farm it. Let's see.

So, animals(not including humans) were becoming more and more clever and, humans, never being that smart to begin with, weren't very far ahead. It gradually become more difficult for humans to catch animals for food. Humans and animals were getting in these crazy wars over silly small things such as rabbits, and goldfish-the only food humans were able to get easily enough. Well they would get in these ridiculous wars with silly rituals, but the humans would ALWAYS lose because they were starving, for one, and two, they did not have enough strength, and most importantly, they were not FURRY. So in order to over come this problem humans faced, they tried many things. First, humans tried to disguise themselves as animals, covering themselves in fur, walking on all fours. They thought they might be able to get more food this way-if they disguised as animals they would be able to get food like the animals but the world would not be fooled, they were still just as weak. So they went to plan B. They resorted to eating the food that was left. They no longer were able to eat the rabbits and fish because while they were pretending to be animals, the real animals ate all the rabbits and fish. Humans tried to eat grass and leaves and insect, but it made their skin become green and scared them and they didn't find it flattering! They decided it might not be such a good idea.

So this did not work, and the only thing left that they could do was stop roaming around because they were far to weak to travel and find more food that was by chance left over. They set up, in one place, and found strange seeds, or "droppings" as they thought they were. They wanted to clean up their areas where they would be living, so they decided to put the "animal droppings" in the ground, under dirt. after they did this It began to rain, and while Humans enjoyed this, plants were growing , and as they sprouted they discovered they could eat these plants with out turning green. as well, the plants attracted animals which humans decided they would call their own, and breed them. Humans in the end, gave up the hunter gatherer lifestyle and began a life of owning land and objects.
and the rest is our sad pathetic history.
the end. is coming.